It wasn't me...

Friday, 18 December 2009

It's that time of the year again...

Killer | 10:58 | | 3 people pulling a plum from the pie

Well...like it or not it's Christmas and what did Gordon Brown want...well when he was asked he said "I would like the Climate change meeting to go well"...

Well knowing Gordon nothing goes quite right for him...

I feet sorry for the people who have to sit beside him...

While I'm on that note Tesco have had to band their joke christmas card after gingers found it offencive.I mean come on for Jesus sake...where's their sense of humor...now I hate them even more now...I mean come on...their freaks of nature...well I shall go and sulk in the corner...

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

What a shot...

Killer | 09:30 | | 2 people pulling a plum from the pie

I found it most amusing to see that the Italian priminister was hit up the face by a small statue...what a shot and to make it better he got up and showed the crowed his face.

Monday, 14 December 2009

It's not that hard...

Killer | 10:42 | | 1 people pulling a plum from the pie

I was watching TV when I heard that police have to read a 96 page book before they can ride a bike...

Jesus Christ...Who thought it would be that hard for a grown man to sit on a bike,put your feet on the peddles and push...And more importantly,who the fuck can write a book on riding bikes in the space of 96 pages...

well... who ever it is ...they need to get a life...

...put that book down son...

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Me and the never ending battle with the christmas tree

Killer | 08:18 | | 1 people pulling a plum from the pie

I have always had a thing against Christmas trees,the way there needles cover you and then slowly torture you with pricking...

I had a rather bad incident last year when I was sitting in my living room when I hear a sound...I look over to see that my tree is falling over taking Christmas lights and decorations with it.

I didn't mind that but when you walk over to put it up again and find that it had snapped the Christmas light cable and broken the bobbles into a sharp multicolored bed underneath it...

Oh how I enjoyed burning that tree...

..a dead tree...brilliant...

I took the precaution of getting a fake tree this year but yet I nearly got my eye pocked out with a fucking plastic branch when putting a bobble on.I have always wandered why people pay for Christmas trees when ever you see them growing everywhere???I mean come on all you need is a saw...

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Climate change...not so convincing

Killer | 03:51 | | 6 people pulling a plum from the pie

Well here we are...The big climategate meeting is on but there is on thing I don't get.If there trying to get us to be more green then why hold a meeting so big that it will use as much c02 as Africa does in a day...

And I don't think the big 5 star hotels their staying in are so climate friendly,not to mention their big fucking limousines.

I'm not to bad but I'm not mad on being green,I wouldn't go to the extent of getting solar panels...I mean come on...They look like giant fucking radiators stuck to the side of your house...

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

TV has lost its touch...

Killer | 04:15 | fuck them..., tv | 5 people pulling a plum from the pie

"Hello,is that the TV man?"

"Yes"

"I would like to know why all the channels I like are replaced with shit ones?" (I didn't actually say that)

"We change your channels every month..."

"well can you put them back please..."

long silence...

"Yes but we'll have to charge for it..."

"Go fuck off you miserable ould bastard!" (I didn't say that either)

... Oh how I miss you tv...

I mean come on for Jesus sake...Why cant a man have his favourite channels back...

Not to mention all those things like strictly come dancing...That is the standard of shit... All I look forward to is the go compare ad...